It kills the man.

Alix. 21. Seaside.
Softcore Nerdgasm.

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

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every porn ever

guy:

*touches girl on the arm*

girl:

MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

xxx-mcmxciv:

dipshit182:

pillfox:

Big doggies

This is what I need in my life right now!

this makes me so happy lol

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He Is We - I Wouldn't Mind

I’d fall anywhere with you.

I’m by your side.

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“Yeah, nah.”

—   The Australian answer to everything (via hoiist)

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bio-digital-jazz:

ragingbitchfest:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

We used AIM but same thing.

Yep. AIM was the shit.

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gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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