It kills the man.

Alix. 21. Seaside.
Softcore Nerdgasm.

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

The worst part is how many stories about people’s children i can relate to because i’ve raised a puppy. I feel like people would be insulted if i contributed my similar story

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth, via meagos)

marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

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morebuttermorebetter:

windy-boy:

shuckyule:

i wonder if this guy ever got to the position

image

yes

Each time I see this i have to read all of them again

(Source: eggplantcrusader, via odinsbird)

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via odinsbird)

whiteboyfriend:

honey pack your bags

whiteboyfriend:

honey pack your bags

(via odinsbird)

kittenesque:

maplehoofs:

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

Unless of course you are a fictional villain in which case physical attractiveness turns you from genocidal psychopath to ~misunderstood baby~ ten times out of ten.

shots fired

(via odinsbird)

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

(via odinsbird)

(Source: lees-pace, via leepacey)

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

(Source: saddeer, via amyjaneloveskittens)

premiium:

critink:

force-recon:

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

Nothing fucking grinds my gears more than people who are judgemental, especially to modified people. They have made this commitment to their body and it’s no one else’s business to even comment on the matter.

Someone came into my work the other day and said to my boss “i think it’s a bit dark” completely randomly and out of the blue, apparenlty referring to her hair colour. Like, seriously? A person that sees her pharmacist for 5 minutes out of the month to pick up her pills has the fucking nerve to tell her that it bothers her how dark her hair is. Just. Holy shit. It’s 2014 grow up and mind your own god damn business.

I’m not planning on dipping my stretched lobes and piercings into your mouth so what should you care.

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